The plane wasn't the only thing flying...

So here I am again with a story  (I have to catch you all up)! There are a few to get up here. Anyway, I had a brief layover in Seattle and hopped on the plane to Anchorage. So below is the set up for the incident that was about to occur.

Alright I hope you are all well acquainted with the layout and nicknames. Now we board the plane and the moment we get to the cruising altitude, I run to the restroom. No not became I was drinking booze, I was all sorts hopped up on caffeine. I get out of the restroom and Teddy Bear girl, whose teddy bear looked like this (and probably should have looked like this)...

however, she looked like this...

Although, she was around 26. Ok so Teddy Bear girl had vomited. The crew came running to the rescue in their hazmat suits with bags that seriously said destroy, hazardous waste! Now apparently, she was able project her goods into a bag (so she claimed later), so none reached the seat. However, it smelled terrible. So she vomits a couple more times in the bag and then runs to the restroom. Whipped and Innocent Bystander (I.B.) are chilling in the aisle for a while waiting for Teddy Bear girl to get back. After a couple of mins they sit back down. And then she emerges in full glory. Puke bag in hand (size of a garbage bag), she reaches over Innocent Bystander and taps Whipped on the shoulder. Meanwhile I have recessed so far back into our row, I am on top of Housewife of California for fear the bag will swing and touch me. So Teddy Bear girl tapped Whipped and goes "ask I.B. if we can change seats." And Whipped looks at I.B. and I.B. is like really, I am right here!? So Whipped goes "hey man, do you ahh mind switching seats, I mean she might have to vomit again and well it makes sense. I.B. again is like really? Come on man! And Whipped is like oh come on, she made it all in a bag. So I.B. sits there in disbelief and the Housewives of California and I are like no, no, no, don't do it! So I.B. says ok and moves and sits down in "the incident" seat. And the moment he sits, Teddy Bear girl goes "hey, hey, hey all my stuff is there! You are sitting on my shoes and my sweater!" She flips. Whipped grabs her stuff and hands it to her (including the bear). She sits down all disgruntled like the world is out to get her. Then, THEN...Whipped, well Whipped kisses her on the lips!! Just had a date with the toilet and he got ALL of that. So the Housewives and I are disgusted and shocked. So I whisper to Housewife of California, "wow, that is some true love!" Her response, "it...is...something..." and I couldn't agree more. 

But in the end it wasn't all bad...I mean we were given extra drinks and a pity party since we were near Teddy Bear girl. And a party is a party.