An Order of Chicken and Smoked Salmon, Please!

Last Friday (as in 2 days ago), I went out with #9 of the Week Worth Whiles. We started walking downtown to decide where we were going to wreak havoc and we ran into #4 again...on her same bench.

Now this is no ordinary chicken...

She poses for the camera...

And she smokes.

Really she does! Quite the talent! Open wide!

And she insults. While myself and #9 were standing there speaking to her, there was a native Alaskan woman on the bench next to chicken. So #9 and I were asking why she did this? (Because it is fun) why is she a chicken? (Because she is too fat to fit into another costume, but she wanted to be a giraffe) does she sit on the bench every weekend? (Every night she is off work), the native Alaskan busts out, "you fat chicken!" To which chicken says, here goes fish face again. Fish face: You fat, you fat chicken. Chicken: Someone let smoked salmon out of the bag. Smoked Salmon (aka Fish Face): I be native, I real! You just fat chicken! No one want you fat chicken. Chicken: Shut up fish face...

Then #9 started getting a little scared and wanted to leave before a fight broke out. I agreed although deep down inside I really wanted to stay and watch!! So we left. :(

But you can see chicken on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Chicken-Anchorage-Alaska/229653310382729

A couple of pictures to leave you with...

This is what 3:30am looks like in Alaska...still dusk. 

This is what roomie, Kathryn, looks like sleeping at around 8:30am. What is happening with that foot? It just creeps out there and creeps me out. 

Also, Happy Birthday to my dear friend Chellie DeGelleke!!!!!